realistic captions for selfies:

  • i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty
  • i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird
  • i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes
  • i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit
  • this is the best photo i’ve ever taken please shower me with compliments

and these are all perfect.

I think that people are constantly thinking about capturing things that they’re not actually present for the moment they’re trying to capture. I’m quite sure of this. I think it’s insane how many pictures have to be taken these days. We have to realize there’s a level of documentation that’s just chatter, it’s noise, and beyond that, people who are trulydocumenting are going to have to find a way to puncture that.


Some guidelines for loving:

1. Tell them about their brilliance. They likely can’t see it and they don’t know its immensity, but you can see it, and you can illuminate it for them.

2. Be authentic, and give others the gift of the real you and a real relationship. Ask your real…

I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me breathe. Being around people can be so exhausting, because most of them love to take and barely know how to give. Except for a rare few.
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